I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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