we need to drink 2009 down the drain
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
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Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
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I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
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