i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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