You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
