Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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