do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
