physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
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Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
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His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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