How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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