trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
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apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
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She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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