I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Just high enough for therapy.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
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