His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
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he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
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It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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