What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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