i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
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I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
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I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
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