we have officially mastered the walk of shame
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
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critical mistake not lubing the nipples
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
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I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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