I can't watch pbs sober anymore
He kissed a someone with a penis
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
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Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
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Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.