o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
did you just send me my own nude
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.