Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks