We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
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I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
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It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
i now understand why vodka
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009