I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Someone came in the potted fern
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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