she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
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It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
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it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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