my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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