And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
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