you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
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