Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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