I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
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So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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