Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
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I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
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apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
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