South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
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So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
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Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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