I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
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He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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