my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
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I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Help. Why am I so naked?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Come on in and take your pants off
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