Christians are straight up FREAKS
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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