im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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