sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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