Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
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we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
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I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
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