booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
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