ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
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I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
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Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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