white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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