Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
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and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
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She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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