i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
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HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
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What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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