it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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