I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
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