are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
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Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
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One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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