SEEEEXXX PLEASE
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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