You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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