She said her name was "party"
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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