I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
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officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
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We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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