scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
it's like heaven, but drunker
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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