i may or may not be watching the land before time
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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