Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
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I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
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Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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