Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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