She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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