You smell like stripper and shame
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
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I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
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So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
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