whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Randomize
