That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
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people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
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Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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