Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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