discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Randomize
