brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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