worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
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Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
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Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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