Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
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Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
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Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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