The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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