ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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