My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
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