the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I wear drunk well.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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