Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
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Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
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She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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